SOME FUNNY SHIT!!

Whats good yall! I almost forgot to tell yall about the funniest shit I heard in the longest while.
Check it...

Me and my peoples was out the other day clubbin right. So we passed by this bar or club or whatever and met a friend of mine standing outside. So I said what up and introduced my self to one of her friends that was standing ouside with her. The girl I introduced my self to didn´t look that happy so I asked why she was lookin so sad.
She said" well,I just got robbed!".
So I was like "damn,thats messed up. What happened?"
She didn´t feel like talk about it but told her friend to explain the situation.

Her friend said bla bla bla, bull shit bull shit bull shit, yada yada yada. Until We got to the GOOD PART!

It turned out that her friend got her credit card pickpocketed by someone while she was standing by the bar.
She calls her bank to restict any transactions from taking place.
And guess what happened after that?!
Some strange chic ordered a whole bunch of drinks by the bar,and tried to pay with a credit card.
WHOS CREDIT CARD? Well it sure as hell wasn´t hers because the bartender came back with the credit card told her it was restricted.
So obviously it was the stolen credit card!

BUT IT GETS WORSE!

The same girl who stole her credit card got busted by the cops outside,but it wasn´t for the credit card scam she tried to pull,but for having and AXE IN HER F*CKIN PURSE!!

LMAO
That b*tch crazy as hell! hahahahahah....

Yes yes yes. Thats all 4 now..

By the way, make sure you come to my show FRIDAY NIGHT @ SUMMER JAM in Mariatorget. Doors open 10:00 pm and we kick yall out 03:00!!